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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

American Idol - Season 9 - Top 6 Performances

Greetings Idolonians!

Does anyone hear that?  Yeah, that... that silence.  Ok so you don't hear Siobhan shrieking either?  Whew, for a minute there I just thought I lost my hearing, but it's just the sweet shriekless sounds of nothingness....

However, it's just quiet enough now to hear the late, great legendary crooner, Frank Sinatra, moan and roll-over in his grave.  Yep, it's Sinatra night on Idol!  I'm not sure who thought it would be a good idea to release the Idolettes on the greatest American singer ever, but it's sure to make for at least a couple of Idol crash and burns.

If watching the Sinatra songbook sell out wasn't enough, the modern day chairman wannabe, Harry Connick Jr is acting as the kids mentor this week.  It's like the world of Jazz Standards have sold their souls to the musical devil! 


On with the show!

Aaron -  "Fly Me To The Moon"
The pubescently challenged hobbit attempts to wow us on the Chairman classic. Ok so I don't fly coach and I'm sure as heck not flying anywhere with his kid. If I wanted a Justin Beiber clone, I would... well I would cut my wrists the right way because there would obviously be something wrong with me.

Casey - "Blue Skies"
Not sure what he was going for tonight but he looked like lilac shirted gigolo.  He tries his hand at an early Sinatra hit.  Instead of channeling the crooner, he sounded like he was channeling a goat getting milked by a Hoover.  Goat boy should be nervous. 

Crystal - "Summerwind"
The lone female Idolette left in the competition saunters across the stage like a tatted-up chanteuse.  Too bad her performance wasn't quite as impressive.  The floor length ball gown must have cutting of her air supply.

Mike - "The Way You Look Tonight"
The muscle man flexes his vocals on one of Frances Alberts best known ditties.  It was good, but good in a lounge act at the Tropicana next to the $5.99 buffet way.

Lee - "That's Life"
So if you don't know this anthem from Ol' Blue Eyes, I suggest you get ye to a music site and download it immediately, Once you do, you will realize that the Idol rocker basically sucked the life right out of the song.  The song, while vocally adequate lacked the necessary attitude to pull it off well. 

So which swinging Idol is heading for Scramsville, and who's sticking around this shindig for another week. Tune into tomorrow to find out.  Until then, let's get the Chairman a stiff drink and let him recover from the scene was tonight.


Love & Ring-A-Ding-Ding,
Kristi

Image courtesy of Fox

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